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Mr Peterson and Empress Amoebae



The SFLindy Hotel

Welcome to the Fulton Fun House.

Here is some information to hopefully make your stay more comfortable:

NEW INFO!
Do not leave glasses of water sitting around. Amoebae the Cat likes to tip them over
Hours
We stay up late at the SFLindy Hotel. Please note this when making your reservation, if you need a quieter locale you might want to check with your housing co-ordinator.
Internet Access
The 'Dig Dug' arcade cabinet (you are probably using it now) is available for guest use. There are two light switches to the left of the front door. The right switch needs to be on for the computer to work. The computer desks on the other side of the room run Dave's web site and cannot be used or even looked at in a menacing way. Don't consider Dave's keyboard as a challenge, consider it a reminder. Seriously, DO NOT TOUCH DAVE'S COMPUTER EQUIPMENT. Feel free to ask him why. Thanks!

Bathroom
Located via the only door in the ballroom besides the front door. Note that there is a bedroom that is only accessible via the bathroom. So, make sure to close both doors when you're in the bathroom, that's not just a closet. The shower is very touchy, turn it very slightly to find the sweet spot between scalding hot and freezing cold. In case of emergency (when Dave is awake) there is another bathroom available.

Keys
We have electronic entry at the SFLindy Hotel. Be sure to talk to us about access - this will get you into the garage. Head back to the door in the back of the garage, this is the downstairs entry. You must close the garage door after you come through, there's a button at the door.

Towels
Grab a towel from the bathroom and place it with your stuff. If there are many guests then you'll need to follow the advice of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and be sure to know where your towel is - so do not keep your towel in the bathroom. If you keep your towel in the bathroom, it will be tossed in the laundry and you will be towelless.

Bedding
There is bedding in the crates under the foosball table and in the cabinet under the stereo. Use what you need.

Guest Book
There is a guest book that you need to sign at some point before you leave. A name, location, and when/why you're here will suffice.

Kitchen
Feel free to use the kitchen, but please clean up. Most of the food in the kitchen is available for guests, but not all of it, so please ask to be sure. And please do not move food from shelf to shelf - it's how we keep track of which food belongs to whom. If you're going to be staying longer and you want to buy some food, you can head up Fulton 2 blocks (towards higher numbers) to the Albertsons.

Please do not leave any food in the kitchen without letting us know about it. It starts to rot, otherwise.
Media/Entertainment
Feel free to use the stereo in the ballroom. We have no TV - if you want to use the CinemaDave theater, then please talk to Dave first and he can show you how to use it.
Residents
Current permanent residents are Dave, Haley, Mr. Peterson T. Cat. and Empress Amoebae


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